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I go through them damn near every time I get a gig. Kats are checking for the dates in which I worked and then checking to see if what I say is real. Since the majority of my adult life I have been doing for self there’s really nothing to go back to. My references are from kats I worked with. I don’t have any felonies or misdemeanors as I can’t make money if I had those in the business I’m in. My old bosses are damn near a decade old now so WTF can they really tell anyone about me. Lastly, it’s just a formality as they wouldn’t check your background unless you are ready to go.
Yet, it’s still a hassle to take a piss test and show some urine specialist in Seattle that my piss is cleansed and purified like Zero Water. I usually come correct and have every kind of ID a mawfvcker could ever want to see like Birth Certificate, Passport and SSN card. I try to be complete and through during this process. But, what these kats don’t really know or pay attention to is I have already been questioned by the FBI to work so if there was something to hide I’m sure the Feds would’ve told them already.
I wish they would just take the last sample from the last kats but I guess they need to see if I got HERRON in my veins. I understand from a business point of view as you want to check to see if I am whatever I say I am BUT if I wasn’t then why would I say I am. Either way it’s a formality to the chips and the higher you get on the plantation they more they want a blood sample to the game. Shit I even sign confidentiality agreements and No Compete papers nowadays. The game done gone crazy but I get it.
Shit, I need to start a background, drug screening, tough question company and sell my services to the higher plantation. This shit is a hassle so I might as well think of a way to capitalize on it.