Chicken Shit
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There’s a new phenomenon going on in the fast food game where people are giving you the chicken skin and the little pieces left at the bottom of the bucket and calling them bites. I saw a commercial for Mickey D’s and they had my folk playing pool with each other trying to be cool cuz they got chicken shit scraps in a chinese food takeout holder. This shit right here is what makes me love the Hustle as who would’ve thought Customers want the skin and chicken that falls in the tray at KFC.
Now I know there’s real chicken in there and they tell you white meat… and GOD knows you Suckers want the white meat. But, think about it how much chicken is in there overall. I’m betting there’s one chicken leg of crumbled meat in that damn takeout cardboard and you’re paying 5 bucks for it with a drink and some fries. Someone in Mickey D’s struck gold by saying what about these chicken mcnugget scraps can we do something with those to sell the shit that we throw away. Then someone said sure refry that shit and put some garlic and herbs on that mawfvcker and call it chicken bites. Then the OWNERS said genuis and promoted skippy to head of making products out of shit.
When this commercial comes on I think to myself I’m going to sell the bottom of the slurpee and call it a baby gulp or a spritzer. I’m going to sell the food everyone leaves on the plate at a restaurant and call it Loving Leftovers. I’m going to chop up the shit lettuce leaves no one wants and call it lettuce bites on your salad. I’m going to use the intestines, ears, hove meat and call that …. oh shit I forgot that’s in your fvcking hot dogs already.
It’s funny to watch people sell you spicy scraps of chicken shit then everyone runs around buying popcorn shrimp, popcorn chicken and now fvcking chicken bites. Bada ba ba I’m lovin it!… Fvcking chicken shit!
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They’ve done this for years to cut costs and maximize profits. That’s why I rarely hit up fast-food joints and fix the stuff myself. I suppose the honest hustle would be the mom & pop diners that specialize in chicken, where their nuggets would resemble fast-food tenders and so on…all the way to the whole fried chicken!
Yeah Checkers was the first to come up with this concept. I think people from the West have a Rally’s. The made these chicken scrap bites and charged a dollar for a box of it. It was clearly scraps but it was very popular when it came out. Mc’ds grabed a hold of it and started selling the junk and making hella profit. I gotta respect that hustle mane!!
@CH555x – The angle would be for the mom and pops to cut a Mcnugget four ways and refry the shit in lemon pepper. But, you won’t be a mom and pop for long if you can make those adjustments.
@Kozi – Yeah, I’ve seen it done before but now they are pushing 1/4 nuggets on kats. Damn you can already get 20 nuggets for 5 bucks. Now you’re getting Quarter Nuggets with extra skin.
This shit reminds me of Chinese Food Spots when you order Orange Chicken and it’s skin glazed in orange sauce with no chicken in it.
I respect the Hustle but Damn Quarter Nuggets!
They got this same hustle at Long John Silvers but they call it Krums (excess fry batter from the chicken/fish planks). The cold part about it is they’ve turned it into a meal item with no meat at all! Having used to work there as a kid I would sit in amazement in people spending over five bucks for something that wouldn’t even fill you up.
Scraps is the shit they feed pigs so I guess they all think they can get over selling chicken shit to everyone.
Hustle wise I get it and I think it’s genuis. Scam wise this shit right here is the shit that makes you think people are Devils. Kats might as well call it chicken skins like pork rinds.
Fried Batter for sale now!
Man what’s really crazy, have you guys notice whenever church’s have a commercial they always have black people dancing around coonish while eating on chicken
And what’s crazy most of the blacks never catch this stuff
I peeped this McDonald commercial with the chicken and was thinking hear we go again
I notice it all of the time and I’m personally looking for my own church choir to sing the intro to the Podcasts! LMBAO
C’mon bruh you know we love chicken so much we sing about it! When I’m in Popeye’s I hum a little diddy of my own called Love that Chicken at Popeyes! LOL
I can’t front
I ate two pieces of chicken today
Yeah we love chicken, but the man dont have to make us look coonish with it lol
One day bruh you won’t care and you’ll be free from worrying about it. I like Chicken, Dancing and sometimes Watermelon and I don’t care who notices. Go ahead and live bruh and better yourself and your family. The Haters will always be around.
Thats real talk
Lol @ Freeman “Love that chicken from popeys” I used to dwell on the sterotypes man, but now its like why we worrying about how people perceive us? Unless someone can come up with a way to perceive us mainstream wise and profit at the same time will be a new day!
@Jay – We all need to remove what other people think of us out of mind. Just do what you do and when a problem comes up handle it. Until then build young brother build!
@Kozi – I see you know that little diddy! LOL
We have to love ourselves and then the world will realize we don’t care what the hell they think. But, since we have so many of our folks worrying about Superman and Wonderwoman we base our self worth on being accepted by a group of people’s bullshit personas.
Each person has to recognize who they are all by theirselves. The New Day will come individually as it’s been a New Day for me for years. I’ve been on the R&G telling my folks the New Day I see for years now!
I think people like the batter more than the chicken. Lol. They said fvck it give em what they want. It looks like getting more for your money cuz u get a box full of stuff for cheap.
As for ni99as in commercials I’d c-walk in a chicken suit all over the screen with a two piece shit they pay nicely
I’m sure people want the skin like a fat kid only wants the icing. So I get the logic but it’s still chicken shit. You hit the nail on the head as it’s a whole box of shit compared to a little box of nuggets. I bet you there’s more chicken in a 4 piece nuggets than two of those boxes.
Now we disagree on voluntarily doing dumbshit. But, when others engage in it I feel nothing as I don’t have to carry the whole race. There are Suckers in all facets of life and anyone who wants to act out a stereotype to make money ain’t nothing but a trick to me. But, I would just turn the channel and continue to build!
Another one of the MANY reasons I only eat food from home and health food. That sh*t will kill you!