Flash A Badge
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Today I got a call from one of my boys who was at the gym trying to get back in shape. Now the cat saw another brother who seemed to have his regimen tight so of course he wanted to peel game and get his shit right too. When my boy asked homie what’s up the first thing that came out of his mouth was “You know I’m a professional basketball player” Now my boy is on the phone laughing saying at that moment I thought thank GOD Freeman ain’t around. I was dumbfounded on the phone thinking what kind of shit is that. I told him where did that response come from and he said he didn’t get it either.
So after sitting down dissecting the situation I thought maybe homie was implying the reason why I’m in shape is because I’m a professional basketball player. Then I thought this motherfvcker is walking around in a city he ain’t from telling motherfvckers he don’t know what he does out of the fvcking blue. Me and my boy were laughing so hard I told him next time that shit comes up just throw out a random fact about lightbulbs saying they last 4000 hours under normal conditions. My boy was laughing saying what the fvck does that have to do with anything and I said well it has as much value as the fvck boy telling you he plays bball.
Now for a lot of you cats who haven’t been around certain cats we call this Flash a Badge. When a mawfucker introduces himself by what he does when no one asks him we think it’s like getting pulled over by a cop showing you his credentials. Usually I see cats do this with women as they try to impress a idiot by implying I got money to trick on you baby if you want it. But, in my neck of the woods it’s a sign that you got low self esteem and your mom didn’t do a good job. If you are a Man out here trying to impress another man by telling him what you do then something deep deep down is fvcked up. Unless you work at the Mint where they print money and you can give me a bag of about to be destroyed 100 dollar bills… homie I don’t give a fvck!
This post has no rhyme or reason it’s just a day in the life of FreeMan and my boys all over the country. We still laugh at the Sucker shit on the daily and whenever one of us has a story we let each other know. I still for the life of me can’t figure out why a cat would tell me what he does when we are in normal surroundings and no one gives a fvck. On top of that homie is a so called professional basketball player that we never heard of and said he has a agent trying to get him into the NBA. So now the mawfvcker is projecting his dreams into the game to a cat he don’t know.
SMH! Again I don’t get it!