Followers by Definition
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This picture right here is what I imagine when I think of someone following me. My boy sent me this on backchannels because he knew I would stare at it. This chauncey ass cat in a little girls position on a hope chest imagining gum drops and lollipop land is why I don’t want any cat following me. Now I don’t mean cats can’t absorb the angles and break bread with me but this cat right here is what I see in my mind whenever I see another man championing another man.
It’s just not our nature to admire each other as Men but we can respect the game. I know you’ve seen cats who think they look like someone famous and then they try to peel game from him by looking like Chris Brown. I usually sit there and think you really are playing this Chachi ass angle up to the point where you are trying to be like this cat. Chauncey ass dudes will go out in full fake mode and even buy the clothes he thinks his hero wears. He’ll change his name to be C-Beezy on some dumbshit. Now when I was young I couldn’t stop laughing but somehow someway even the women want to be with fake Chris Brown.
I just had to share this picture with my folks here. I know dude who modeled for this picture is probably catching all kinds of hell from his homies. If I knew this cat I would buy a billboard and put up the caption “Ladies I’m Listening” just to fvck with him in a major way. I don’t know who convinced him to be all little white girl on the ground with his generic ass apparel.
So to wrap this up this is what I see when I think of cats following me. This is why I discourage all kinds of follower talk on the R&G. We can all learn from each other, we can all build with each other and we can all break bread with each other. But, we shouldn’t be followers of any man. Keep this picture in the back of your mind so whenever you feel like a follower you can remember Chauncey here! LMBAO