Generation X,Y & Z

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Whenever the cats pushing products want to con the world they introduce new lingo of some sort. Generation X, Y, Z and the millennial are all something marketing cats make up so they can tell you that you are part of the generation who loves social media and strawberry hotcakes. Then they’ll say Generation Y are more environmental and care about animals. Then they’ll say Generation Z is the forgotten group and people don’t expect much from them. So get ready because after they run out of letters they’ll call it something else like the Facebook generation or some other shit!

Sure, for the fact checkers; it does define a range of people born between certain years but overall what in the hell difference does that make. You can’t expect someone who was born when computers took up a whole room to play a Xbox can you? As different people are exposed to different things there always a difference as I have been around to see cassettes, CD’s and now MP3 players and shortly the CLOUD!

See the CON on this is marketing people are always looking for a way to make you think playing with a Xbox defines your generation. This makes the average cat believe that’s what they should be doing as you guys walk around wearing skinny jeans. Then when a older generation says you look like homo-thugs your natural rebellion kicks in and reinforces dressing like homo-thugs because Old Navy is selling them for $24 dollars with a long ass scarf. If you ask the generation before you they’ll tell you they were sagging in orange jeans and bleaching their high top fades. See they get everyone to buy the same thing and then get the followers to buy a knock off so they won’t get left out. How many of you cats wore PACO?

With this CON in hand some company like Gap or Hilfiger or Polo gets you to buy the same clothes and look the same way making millions. What if you could tell everyone that everyone your age wears a pink bow around their left testicle? If you had enough money and commercials homie you could and then you go get a homo-thug rapper to endorse it and watch you run out of pink bows in your pink bow factory. It works for just about everything from clothes to electronics even to eating fvcking sushi! As soon as someone on MTV or 106 & Park says everyone in generation NOW seems to be eating empanadas or smoking dandelions in about a week you’ll see a follower wearing it at school.

Now you know me and the R&G don’t hate the game we just play the game. Now that we know this CON when you hear it on the radio or on TV make sure you find a product to sell that’s within how they defined that generation. YEAH you’ll think they are stupid but the millions they give you from wearing colorful wristbands will have you laughing to the bank. Most of the people in this world are followers so when someone stands up and says we are the generation of change make the fvcking T-shirt that says that and enjoy your chips!

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