I’m Only Human
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Probably the Number 1 excuse in the world for everything. Suckers love to fall back and say hey don’t hold me up that high I’m just like you! Instead of being a Man and say you made a mistake and leave it at that the Sucker wants to say don’t judge me I’m a sinner just like you. Now in regular life most of you cats love to accept this excuse and say I could probably do the same thing. Most of you Suckers go and kneel before your preacher as he might be the only one who is obligated to deal with Suckerism.
With money you being Human is a inside joke to cats who already know it’s a PR statement for the Suckers outside. When the banks got greedy and made you buy a house in the hood for 350K I’m sure you thought I could flip out of it before the market collapsed. When the economy was going good and they just hired you because they needed bodies you probably thought hey I’m moving up for no reason. When you were able to front in your Beamer on payments and trick credit card money easily I bet you thought it would never end. Well it did and now that’s over you are falling back and saying these smart bankers took advantage of me and you’re joining the rest of the Suckers and forming NAS (National Association of Suckers)
I’m only Human is the myth that Suckers believe when they got caught trying to be something they aren’t. We are all supposed to believe in all of us is this weak trick of a cat who we all can relate to. You got caught paying for Hookers man I’m only human right? You got caught with little boys and you’re a pastor so when he cries you say we are all a sinner!
Look don’t line me up with these weak cats you guys believe in. I don’t have little boy tendencies, I realize this whole world is driven by chips and when I gamble I know it’s gambling whether I’m in Vegas, buying a investment property or playing the stock market. I believe the Human I am is not as weak and stupid or make up so many damn excuses when I take a loss..
The only thing we all have in common is that we share this physical Human form. But, the weaknesses you have sure as hell aren’t mine and in fact what you might be similar to is a weak ass Sucker!
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