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Most of your low cost, low down and low self-esteem wannabe Hustlers are behind this idea. MLM means Multi-Level Marketing but it might as well mean Making Less Money than the Devil who got you selling BS to your family. You can always spot a MLM by the way they teach the dummies to pitch worthless crap to you. First, they will say you don’t have to sell anything! Second, they will say you need to sign up like 50 people. Third, they will introduce you to people who SUPPOSEDLY say they made 20K doing absolutely nothing. Fourth, the CON man comes in with a dingy suit and tie looking like he never made enough to get dry cleaning but talks with passion like you are dumb not to be down.

Look anyone who asks you to put money down to get a job most likely is a CON man. Anyone who says you should sell as many products as you can to your friends and family probably has Horns under their hair. Anyone who tells you they are throwing Passion Parties, Perfume Parties, PriMerica Insurance Meetups, Tupperware Parties, Avon Parties and Amway oh yeah and those little BS trinketts from SMC are straight up conning you. I know some of you have been a Sucker to this CON so you might not want to admit it or if you have set up your own MLM con you might come here to say you are helping people to be entrepreneurs right?

Let me break it down for you. A MLM is a pyramid scheme. The Devil up top draws in your desperate ass by telling you to buy in for the seminar to teach you how to CON. Then he tells you if you bring in more people then you get to make money off of CONNING them. Then the Devil up top makes money by you selling CRAP to your parents and friends…. and your friend you put on to sell CRAP to his family and friends. The Devil has you CoSigning the crap and getting sympathy money from your grandmoms so she can support your retarded ass Hustle. In the end the Devil gets all the money as you make 10 cents on the dollar for each person you con and 20 cents on your friend who you CONNED to sell crap too.

So in the end you end up ruining all of your friendships because you are selling crappy products that no one really wants like Perfume or Coffee or Life Insurance. You never really make any money as you knock door to door selling magazines no one wants, candy no one eats or detergent no one has heard of. You keep going back to your cult like meetings where all of the other  Suckers who drank the Kool-Aid are clapping about the people they conned in the name of Crap. They hand out BS certificates and BS names to you for getting to the Tertiary level of Zelda and you have free drinks and biscuits at a Hotel that you probably had to pay for yourself.

So what am I exposing huh? The game is to get the cat at the top rich while you con your friends and family and make them pay you either through buying the product or getting put on. The MLM plays off of your desperation to Hustle, your childish need to get recognized and lastly your sinful need to be greedy to the point of conning your own family! Man anyone pushing a MLM is the King of Suckers. The Devil in charge of the MLM is not only a Bloodsucker of the Poor but should be put up for war crimes for manipulating the ignorant. Don’t get it twisted very book smart cats are all signed up for MLM especially stay at home Mom’s.  Big companies are behind this angle like Amway, Avon and SMC with Tom Bosley old ass having you sell trinketts from China that you can get for 2 cents on Alibaba!

I don’t know if I can make it anymore simple and plain. You might as well go to the seminar just to pick up game on the ruthless tactics used by the Devil. Somehow they are able to keep drawing in Suckers with lies of making money doing nothing. It amazes me over and over how many people are willing to look like a damn fool to sell me Life Insurance. The MLM has mastered the art of CONNING people and they teach it to their little devils to go and execute on the street. The business of a MLM is getting you to CON others to sell their crappy stuff. Think about how much money they would have to pay to convince you to sell crap to your own Moms!